An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack have been having a drink collectively on the native tavern.
The Irishman says, “…You realize, the place I’m from, there’s a bar known as “O’Mally’s”, the place you purchase a drink, you then purchase one other drink, after which O’Mally himself buys you a drink.”
The Italian then says, “Nicely….the place I’m from, there’s a spot known as “Vinnie’s”, the place you purchase a drink, then Vinnie purchase you a drink, you then purchase one other drink, after which Vinnie buys you one other drink..” The Pollack then says “Nicely…the place I come from, there’s a bar the place they purchase you a drink, then they purchase you one other drink, after which they purchase you one other drink, after which they take you in again, and you then get laid !”. The Irishman and the Italian each reply with, “Gee…that feels like an ideal place ! Have you ever ever been there ?” “No…” mentioned the Pollack, “…however my sister has …”
