A man comes home late one night, drunk.

A person comes residence late one evening, drunk. “The place have you ever been?” asks his spouse.

“Within the Golden Bar! They’ve golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!” This sounds awfully suspicious to the spouse, who calls the Golden Bar.

“Do you will have golden chairs?” “Sure.” “Do you will have golden glasses “Sure.” “Do you will have golden beer?” “Sure.” “Do you will have a golden urinal?” “Maintain on.” On the opposite finish, she hears “I feel we’ve a line on the man who pissed in your saxophone.”